We start with the gaffer's right-hand man and Leslie Phillips look-a-like:
*A few seasons back, last game, Adam said he had never scored a goal in an 11-a-side game. So, he was placed up front and given free kicks and penalties. For reasons unknown the Monk keeper that day had brought a trifle and 4 pints of milk to the game (who knows?) 10 minute sin Adam scores his first ever goal and the keeper runs the full length of the pitch to pour milk over him and rub trifle in his face, which makes Gazza's dentist chair celebration a bit weak in my eyes.
Next up is the goal machine, the man who keeps the Goals For column ticking over:
Finally for this edition a man who I am told is Base of the Pyramid's number 1 fan as well as frequently being Monk's number 1 himself: