A Sunday In Swindon - Meet The Monks Part 2 (NSFW Edition)

The second edition of Meet The Monks (NFSW Edition) begins with this season's current top scorer, then to the current skipper (only scroll down if you don't have a nervous disposition), and finishes with a stunt double for a couple of TV favourites.

• Name -  Jonathan Peachey-Score 
• Nickname - Jono 
• Team - Burroughs FC
• Favourite Player - Dawn (Adam's mum. Echoes of American Pie here)
• Time at JMFC - Life
• Played for other teams - No
• Something funny - Zak’s nipples (Zak being Zak Keegan, see below)
• Claim to fame - Met Geoff Hurst

Zak's nipples and superb photoshopping skills

Seriously! You were warned not to scroll down......

Oh well, your choice. Here he is, the captain in all his glory.
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• ​Name - Ben Pres
• Nickname - Presy
• Team - Royal Union Saint-Gilloise*
• Favourite Player - Łukasz Piszczek**
• Time at JMFC - Absolutely love it couldn’t imagine being anywhere or with anyone else on a Sunday. 
• Played for other teams - Why would I play for anyone else when I can play for the jovi. 
• Something funny - Would dress up in anything for the lads! Clue in the profile pic 
• Claim to fame - Can fit 28 £2 coins in my foreskin.

* RUSG or Union are a Belgian side from the Brussels district of Saint-Gilloise, once home to surrealist painter Paul Devlaux. The picture opposite is NOT one of his works.
** My in-laws approve

​The final player in this edition is in possession of the nipples mentioned above.
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• Name: Zak Keegan 
• Nickname : Keegan/Ellen
• Team - Liverpool (With this surname, could it be any other team?)
• Favourite player - Roberto Firmino 
• Time at JMFC - 5 years 
• Played for other teams - You don’t betray family
• Something funny - I’m not a Winger (We’ll leave that there) - Do we want to leave that there? Who wants to know the back story to this? 
• Claim to fame - Stunt double for TV Host Ellen DeGeneres and commentator Clare Balding

Is Jono still following me?