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A Sunday In Swindon - Meet The Monks Part 2 (NSFW Edition)

8/10/2021

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The second edition of Meet The Monks (NFSW Edition) begins with this season's current top scorer, then to the current skipper (only scroll down if you don't have a nervous disposition), and finishes with a stunt double for a couple of TV favourites.

  • Name -  Jonathan Peachey-Score 
  • Nickname - Jono 
  • Team - Burroughs FC
  • Favourite Player - Dawn (Adam's mum. Echoes of American Pie here)
  • Time at JMFC - Life
  • Played for other teams - No
  • Something funny - Zak’s nipples (Zak being Zak Keegan, see below)
  • Claim to fame - Met Geoff Hurst

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Zak's nipples and superb photoshopping skills
Seriously! You were warned not to scroll down......

Oh well, your choice. Here he is, the captain in all his glory.
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  • ​Name - Ben Pres
  • Nickname - Presy
  • Team - Royal Union Saint-Gilloise*
  • Favourite Player - Łukasz Piszczek**
  • Time at JMFC - Absolutely love it couldn’t imagine being anywhere or with anyone else on a Sunday. 
  • Played for other teams - Why would I play for anyone else when I can play for the jovi. 
  • Something funny - Would dress up in anything for the lads! Clue in the profile pic 
  • Claim to fame - Can fit 28 £2 coins in my foreskin.

* RUSG or Union are a Belgian side from the Brussels district of Saint-Gilloise, once home to surrealist painter Paul Devlaux. The picture opposite is NOT one of his works.
** My in-laws approve
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​The final player in this edition is in possession of the nipples mentioned above.
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  • Name: Zak Keegan 
  • Nickname : Keegan/Ellen
  • Team - Liverpool (With this surname, could it be any other team?)
  • Favourite player - Roberto Firmino 
  • Time at JMFC - 5 years 
  • Played for other teams - You don’t betray family
  • Something funny - I’m not a Winger (We’ll leave that there) - Do we want to leave that there? Who wants to know the back story to this? 
  • Claim to fame - Stunt double for TV Host Ellen DeGeneres and commentator Clare Balding
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Is Jono still following me?
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